You're great at fishing cuzyou've caught me -- hook, line and sinker. (own your mojo)

[i2icustom]

I know you have that one story. What is it?

Your best pick up line? sport related or not.
Did it work? OR did you get slapped or at?

Keep it clean now.

[CGWright]

This should have some good reads, knowing a lot of the guys on here.

[i2icustom]

I was thinking the same thing and maybe another

[hunt22-250]

You're pants are like a mirror cause I can see myself in them. This line work like a charm.

[artcarney_agr]

Is that car 4-wheel drive? Well it needs to be to haul your fat ass around!

[i2icustom]

You're pants are like a mirror cause I can see myself in them. This line work like a charm.

Damn Howe big were the pants??

[haveme1]

"We can be just friends"

"Your place or mine" ...... I'm old now so I don't mess around ....

[mattmann7]

After a night of drinking with her I was about to get busy with a frisky divorced neice of a woman I knew. She told me I usually dont do this sort of thing with a married man. To which I replied "dont worry honey neither do I"

[hunt22-250]

Damn Howe big were the pants??

Well I do like the big women. Warm in the winter and shade in the summer.

[i2icustom]

"Your place or mine" ...... I'm old now so I don't mess around ....

Direct approach is always good no need to beat around the bush *no pun intended*

[i2icustom]

Well I do like the big women. Warm in the winter and shade in the summer.

[Chris M]

Ma'am your tag is sticking out. Wanna go home so we can fix it?

[mikepags]

Where you would like to have dinner and drinks tonight; New Orleans or Key West

[i2icustom]

Originally Posted by hunt22-250
Well I do like the big women. Warm in the winter and shade in the summer.

Ma'am your tag is sticking out. Wanna go home so we can fix it?

The guy who sits close to me is probably getting annoyed cuz I have a pretty loud laugh especially when it comes from the gut (not the shade supplying kinda gut)

[Alinal]

Would you like to have breakfast with me tomorrow? Yes?...should I call you or nudge you?

[Blazer1]

I hold a napkin up close to their face and ask "Does this smell like chloroform?"

[i2icustom]

I hold a napkin up close to their face and ask "Does this smell like chloroform?"

[The Old Man]

Hey Babe, you're looking good. Have you been to the tanning beds. No? Must have been the light from the refrigerator!

[hunt22-250]

Hey is this a flashlight in my pocket or could it be I'm just happy to see you.

[hatcreek]

Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause your ass is out of this world.