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    #41 06-28-2012, 07:57 PM
    My best... I have a 9 inch tounge and I can breath through my ears.


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    #42 06-28-2012, 09:00 PM
    ing works for me.
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    #43 06-28-2012, 09:07 PM
    Wanna fool around? No? Would you mind holdin' still while I do?
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    #44 06-28-2012, 09:18 PM
    Introduce yourself as Fred Flintstone and tell her you can make her bedrock!!!! An Oldie but a Goodie!!!!
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    #45 06-28-2012, 09:36 PM
    would you like to play war? ill lay down and you can blow me up
    or play circus ,you sit on my face and ill guess your weight...
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    #46 06-28-2012, 09:37 PM
    What time do your legs open at? lol
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    #47 06-29-2012, 01:38 AM
    You are so hot I'd drag my bare feet through a mile of broken glass just to lick your @ss through a screen door.
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    #48 06-29-2012, 05:25 AM
    Honey, it's way past our bedtime.
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    #49 06-29-2012, 05:28 AM
    I had a team mate that just asked to you want to F**** and it was amazing how many times it worked for him....... then again he looked like a ken doll....... we teased the heck out of him..... but the dude hooked up all the time............
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    #50 06-29-2012, 05:29 AM
    Do you know anything about real estate?

    Typical reply is "Not really, what do you need to know?"

    Is 10 inches a - lot?
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    #51 06-29-2012, 05:59 AM
    You remind me of my pinky toe, small and cute, and I'll probably be banging you on the coffee table tonight
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    #52 06-29-2012, 06:21 AM
    My Magic watch say's your not wearing any underwear.....she say's, yes I am....damn, it must be about 10 minutes fast.
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    #53 06-29-2012, 08:45 AM
    End of the night line....

    I can't wait to go home and have hot, steamy, rauchy sex.... (Usualy get a look or some sort of comment)
    So far I'm flying solo, you want to join me?


    LOL..... It has actually worked...
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    #54 06-29-2012, 08:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by aussiebasser View Post
    How do you like you eggs in the morning?

    Fertilized?

    direct....Or Do you breed?
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    #55 06-29-2012, 08:56 AM
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    You remind me of my pinky toe, small and cute, and I'll probably be banging you on the coffee table tonight


    This thread could go on for years
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    #56 06-29-2012, 08:56 AM
    Lets play the game of twenty toes, it's played all over town,
    Women play with ten toes up, men with ten toes down.
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    #57 06-29-2012, 11:17 AM
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    you remind me of my pinky toe, small and cute, and i'll probably be banging you on the coffee table tonight
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    #58 06-29-2012, 11:53 AM
    That's a cute little black dress you got on there... but it would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor!
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    #59 06-29-2012, 02:59 PM
    You working tonight?
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    #60 06-29-2012, 03:03 PM
    How much?
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