I swear, I can't remember, but weren't you Miss ___________ (insert state you're in) a couple years ago?
I swear, I can't remember, but weren't you Miss ___________ (insert state you're in) a couple years ago?
St. Patrciks Day:
You must be Irish cause my pecker is Dublin.
I know you've been waiting all night for Mr. Right to walk through that door. I may not be him, but I'm a hell of a lot easier to deal with....
Do you have any Irish in you? no? Would you like some?
You wanna get a pizza and f*@%?
What? You don't like pizza?
Really works
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i'll only put it in for minute
WOW you smell good. Did you have fries for lunch?
BILLY. 1995 202DCX ELITE TEAM FATBOY
& 2000 tracker PT185
2015 Fish count
Days on the Water =5.
Big fish 1-5.5
Big fish 2-5.00000
Big fish 3-4.0
Big fish 4-3.0smallmouth
Big fish 5-@2.50
Are you a traffic ticket b/c you have fine written all over you
those shure are nice jeans, they would look really good on the floor in my bedroom
Are you from Tennnessee b/c you are the only ten i see
Team AnglerHub
How about a little peace and quiet . Give me a little piece and I'll be quiet .
Myla
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Myla
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice, Hi, my name's Dale.
How do you like you eggs in the morning?
Fertilized?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Would you like to dance?
No?
Well I spose a F#$@#% is out of the question then............
"What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
Well, I tried it, and didn't get slapped. Or anything else, come to think of it.
Lets play a little game what do you prefer "just the tip" or "ouch ouch youre on my hair"
I'm not in to cheesy "pick up" lines but I have a friend of mine that always uses this:
1: Do you sleep on your stomach?
No
Can I?
True story from last week. Apparently he knew her.
2: you look like you've lost some weight?
She said "I did, 11 pounds in 3 weeks"
You want to gain a quick 200?