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    #21 06-28-2012, 01:04 PM
    I swear, I can't remember, but weren't you Miss ___________ (insert state you're in) a couple years ago?

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    #22 06-28-2012, 01:05 PM
    St. Patrciks Day:

    You must be Irish cause my pecker is Dublin.
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    #23 06-28-2012, 01:09 PM
    I know you've been waiting all night for Mr. Right to walk through that door. I may not be him, but I'm a hell of a lot easier to deal with....

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    #24 06-28-2012, 01:13 PM
    Do you have any Irish in you? no? Would you like some?
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    #25 06-28-2012, 01:23 PM
    You wanna get a pizza and f*@%?

    What? You don't like pizza?

    Really works
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    #26 06-28-2012, 01:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtmonkey View Post
    I know you've been waiting all night for Mr. Right to walk through that door. I may not be him, but I'm a hell of a lot easier to deal with....
    I don't know, I am pretty easy to deal with.


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    #27 06-28-2012, 01:43 PM
    i'll only put it in for minute
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    #28 06-28-2012, 01:51 PM
    WOW you smell good. Did you have fries for lunch?
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    #29 06-28-2012, 01:53 PM
    Are you a traffic ticket b/c you have fine written all over you
    those shure are nice jeans, they would look really good on the floor in my bedroom

    Are you from Tennnessee b/c you are the only ten i see
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    #30 06-28-2012, 02:13 PM
    How about a little peace and quiet . Give me a little piece and I'll be quiet .
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    #31 06-28-2012, 02:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by NitroZ7 View Post
    St. Patrciks Day:

    You must be Irish cause my pecker is Dublin.
    Kinda wish I was a guy so I could use this line
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    #32 06-28-2012, 02:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by i2icustom View Post
    Kinda wish I was a guy so I could use this line
    You should use that line on a guy at a bar some time! Make sure somebody gets video.


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    #33 06-28-2012, 07:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by NitroZ7 View Post
    St. Patrciks Day:

    You must be Irish cause my pecker is Dublin.
    Just showed this to my fiancee.... he literally choking right now
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    #34 06-28-2012, 07:39 PM
    How much does a Polar Bear weigh?


    Just enough to break the ice, Hi, my name's Dale.
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    #35 06-28-2012, 07:39 PM
    How do you like you eggs in the morning?




    Fertilized?
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    #36 06-28-2012, 07:40 PM
    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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    #37 06-28-2012, 07:40 PM
    Would you like to dance?


    No?


    Well I spose a F#$@#% is out of the question then............
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    #38 06-28-2012, 07:43 PM
    "What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

    Well, I tried it, and didn't get slapped. Or anything else, come to think of it.
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    #39 06-28-2012, 07:51 PM
    Lets play a little game what do you prefer "just the tip" or "ouch ouch youre on my hair"
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    #40 06-28-2012, 07:55 PM
    I'm not in to cheesy "pick up" lines but I have a friend of mine that always uses this:

    1: Do you sleep on your stomach?

    No

    Can I?

    True story from last week. Apparently he knew her.
    2: you look like you've lost some weight?

    She said "I did, 11 pounds in 3 weeks"

    You want to gain a quick 200?
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