I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
My G. Loomis Flipping Stick
Sex
My Ranger Boat
Sex
BBC
Sex
Cold Beer
Sex
Chicken fried steak
Sex
Biscuits and Gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Sex
Knobb Creek
Sex
Pizza
Sex
Venison
Sex
A Fish Fry
Sex
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
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