Chuck decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his boat.
His wife was standing there watching him and after a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit fishing. Maybe you should sell your boat."
Chuck gets this horrified look on his face and his wife says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Chuck says, "For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
Chuck replies, "I wasn't!"
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