The Geography of a Woman as she ages

[Walkabout7781]

[OdingyNBugs]

[limit5bass]

Good one!!

[J D]

[rboren]

Pretty much!

[BASStard6344]

[FONT="]The Geography of a Woman as she ages:
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[FONT="]Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
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[FONT="]Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone of real value.
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[FONT="]Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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[FONT="]Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
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[FONT="]Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.
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[FONT="]Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business .
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[FONT="]Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
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[FONT="]After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
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[FONT="]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.
Ruled by a pair of nuts! ...SB...

Or until he says I do to the above mentioned woman and trades in that ruling pair of nuts for a_______? Only you married folks know that answer .

[wareagle24]

[XingEyeballs]

[BroWhoop]

Yeehaw! Actually laughed out loud!

[John Bickley]

So true, my wife is amazing as she ages.

[Rangerdeepv]

[scott c]

Spot on

[mactlman]