An elderly man in his seventies approached the door of a brothel and knocked softly. When the madam opened the door he asked to see Natalie. She replied that Natalie was her most expensive girl at $1000/ hour. He said that’s fine and went on upstairs, returning at the end of his hour calm, cool and collected.
The next night he returned and asked for Natalie. He went upstairs again and emerged an hour later calm and with a slight smile on his face.
The next night he returned again and went upstairs with Natalie. She said she was impressed that he would want her services three nights in a row, and asked where he was from. He said Philadelphia and she replied my family is there. He said he knows them, and her sister sent him there to find Natalie and tell her their mother died and to give her the $3000 left as her half of the estate.