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    The mistress

    A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
    when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
    gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
    and walks away.

    The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

    "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
    a divorce!"

    "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
    a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering
    in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no
    more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

    Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
    on his arm.

    "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

    "That's his mistress," says her husband.

    "Ours is prettier," she replies.
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    Other side of the coin....

    A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
    when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
    gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
    and walks away.

    The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

    "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
    a divorce!"

    "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
    a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering
    in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no
    more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

    Wife: I'm good with that if you are. Never thought you'd be willing to give it all up though!

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