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    Ole the assistant

    A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
    'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
    Ole told him that he took care of Three patients.
    'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
    'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' Asks the doctor..
    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
    HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!'
    'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?' asks the doctor.
    'I put drops in her eyes!!






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