Two Southern Belles are sittin’ on the veranda,
when one points at the big shiny car in the driveway, and says, “my Daddy bought me that brand-new Cadillac”.
The other nods, sips her julep, and says, “how nice”.
They rock back and forth on the porch swing a moment, and the first deb speaks up again, lifting her pretty little wrist, adorned with glittery bling, says “see this here diamond tennis bracelet? My Daddy got it for me for my birthday”.
The other one fans herself delicately with her hankie, and says, “how nice”.
The first girl says, “my Daddy sent me to Europe after Graduation”.
The second Betty crosses her shapely ankles and says, “how nice”.
The first Belle asks the second, “doesn’t your Daddy buy you pretty things and send you on nice trips”?
“Well, he sent me to finishing school”.
“What did you learn at finishing school”?
“I learned how to say, “how nice”, instead of “f$&* you, bitch””.
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