At a wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say about the bride or groom as to why they should not be married. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken when a young, obviously very pregnant, attractive woman slowly came forward. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The grooms mother fainted. The groomsmen looked around at each other trying to figure out how best to save the situation. The priest asked the woman, "can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?" The young lady said, "we can't hear you in the back!"