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    Love Dress

    A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
    "What are you doing?"
    she asked. "I am waiting for your son to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you are naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
    "Love dress? But you are naked."Your son loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy too."
    The mother-in-law on her way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited for her husband, lying on the couch.
    Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress," she replied.
    "I think it needs ironing," he says.

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    And that was what started the fight.LOL

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    Oh my!!...not sure if that's one to tell the wife or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyotaKev View Post
    Oh my!!...not sure if that's one to tell the wife or not
    I thought the same

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    That would start WW3

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    When does he get out of the hospital?

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    My my my .....