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    Believer and little girl. (Did this so you can see how absurd it was the first time)

    A believer was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
    to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
    up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
    stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the believer "How about why there is God,
    or Heaven or Hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

    "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
    you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
    out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The believer visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
    the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.
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    #2
    WHY was the other one closed??????????

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    First, I would have corrected the little girl, a horse, a cow and a deer do not eat the same things and have very different digestion systems. Maybe the little brat should read a little more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boneil View Post
    First, I would have corrected the little girl, a horse, a cow and a deer do not eat the same things and have very different digestion systems. Maybe the little brat should read a little more.
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    Why was it posted here? Should it have been in the Increasing Our Faith section?

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    It is a JOKE for christ sake
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    Quote Originally Posted by acesover View Post
    Why was it posted here? Should it have been in the Increasing Our Faith section?
    It’s a joke. No reason for people to get their panties in a bunch.

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    I don’t remember anything to bad in the first one. I will have to go back and read it again.

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    It was a great joke! Only thing I can think of, is that someone meme attacked atheist?
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    #10
    Quote Originally Posted by RangerTim619 View Post
    It is a JOKE for christ sake
    I see what you did

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    #11
    Hmmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangerTim619 View Post
    It is a JOKE for christ sake
    And a funny one at that. Lol

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    Panties in a bunch +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by juice780 View Post
    It’s a joke. No reason for people to get their panties in a bunch.
    Then maybe it should have been posted on the funnies forum! Just joking.

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    Quickly now ....... the bible is batting a 1000 not even science has those stats ..... lol