So a young boy is sitting on the curb with a jar of turpentine. He's shaking it and watching the bubbles rise to the surface. He was doing this repeatedly when a priest happen to walk by and stopped to ask the young boy what he had there?
Boy: Why this right here is the most powerful liquid in the world.
Priest: Oh no, I'm afraid not son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. I can rub holy water on a pregnant women's belly and she will pass a baby boy every time.
Boy: Well heck that ain't nothin. I can rub some of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle
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