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Anesthesiologist are the coolest in the OR, had a buddy that was one and requested him on my knee surgery. Get wheeled in and the Bob Marley was cranked.Originally Posted by Dixie-Raven
Nurses also ask about past medical procedure history. Thought crossed my mind to say penial reduction surgery for some humor but I didn't. I did ask the anesthesiologist before I went to sleep if I was getting ready to be alien abducted? He said no abduction but you are getting probed!
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Could I answer this question after your done with my ass?
They were probably making sure that you enjoyed the procedure!
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Come on guys. Honestly, who here never went thru a time where you questioned a lot about yourself and who you might be.....or supposed to be? Anyone else remember that feeling after "the talk" or Family Life at school? Remember, looking under the sink cabinet and wondering if those giant bandaids and little push pops were for you? And if they weren't, why didn't little boys have fun accessories to play with on the toilet? Who here never wanted to be David Lee Roth, so you kept an old pair of discarded panty hose to wear and grew your hair long? And who among us didn't wonder why we just snapped at our best friend over something so trivial? Come on.....live and let live!
That's deep dude......
And scary!
Seems he may still be searching for his answer?And scary!
I'm going to start identifying as an attack helicopter.
My favorite question is " Do you feel safe in your home?"
No!! My kids eat all the food. Dogs get more attention then me. Never get the remote so i cannot watch what i want to on tv............. They never seem to be amused buy my response. ???
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Yep, gaining speed every day.
I had my carpal tunnel surgery done and the setup took longer than the actual procedure. When they put the curtain up so I couldn't see the surgeon and the anesthesia guy one of them said " man I shouldn't of done that 8 ball last night". By the time I was done laughing they were finished.
The anesthesiologists are always funny people. They always like to joke around.Nurses also ask about past medical procedure history. Thought crossed my mind to say penial reduction surgery for some humor but I didn't. I did ask the anesthesiologist before I went to sleep if I was getting ready to be alien abducted? He said no abduction but you are getting probed!
Possibly…or are they on their own stuff?
Agree Mark. Federal rules and regs require them to ask these questions. If some would just think for a second
Better than what happened to Zimmerman...
Zim woke from a coma in a full body cast and the Dr. told him "I'm sorry but your penis was severed in the accident and we had to cut it off... Luckily with your settlement of $90,000.00 I can offer you a reconstructed penis at $10,000 an inch... But if you're going to do it, I suggest you go the whole 9"... I'll let you talk it over with your wife...."
The Dr. comes back the next morning and asks Zimmerman "Well have you guys decided?" and Zimmerman answers:
"Yes, we're getting marble countertops...."
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