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    All about perspective

    Upset parents had two sons, one the epitome of optimism, the other an eternal pessimist.

    One day the parents developed a plan! They filled the pessimist little boy’s room with every new toy they could buy, the other boy’s room they filled with horse manure.

    That afternoon the boys came home, the parents were so anxious to see the reactions! The pessimist boy opened his door, and for a second, he smiled, then it was the wrong size, the wrong color, etc etc..

    Then the optimist boy saw his room, seeing the huge pile of horse manure he dove in flinging feces frantically!! The father inquired, “Son, what are you doing?!”

    The boy replied, “THERE’S GOT TO BE A PONY IN ALL THIS HORSESHIT!”

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