A cowboy walks into a seedy old cafe in Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili. After a few minutes of watching him just staring at the chili, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The old cowboy slowly turns his head towards the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead." Eagerly the young cowboy slides the bowl over in front of him and starts spooning it in with delight! He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The site was very shocking to him and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "That's as far as I got too!"
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Good one..............
