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Shy young boy
A poor young teenager was born without any ears and was tormented by the kids in his school class. His dad felt so sorry for him and asked him if he'd like to go to lunch at his golf club and then golf that day instead of school.
Son: "Will they be mean to me at your club dad?"
DAD: "Of course not! Don't you worry!"
They get to the club and are in line to get food when the man behind the boy says, "Young man, I own a hair salon and I have to tell you, you have a wonderful haircut!" The teen thanks the gentleman and continues down the line. A man in front of the teen looks back and says, "Say, I'm a dentist. You have a beautiful smile young man!" The boy thanks him and turns to his dad, "You're right dad! These people are sooo nice to me!" When the young man gets to the cashier, the cashier smiles broadly at him and says, "Hey, I bet you wear contact lenses, don't you?" The boy replies, " Wow!! I sure do!! How did you know that?" The cashier says, Well you couldn't wear regular glasses...you don't have any f'in ears to hold em on!"
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Come on now...you know you giggled a little!
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