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    DAD JOKES FOR FISHING

    Jim got up bright and early one weekend and headed to the local river. He fished all day long but didn’t catch a thing. On the way home, he stopped at the fish market.
    “I want to buy the three biggest Steelhead you’ve got,” he said to the owner.
    The owner starts to bag up his order when Jim says, “No need for that, just throw them at me.”
    “Why would I do that?” the owner asked.
    “So I can tell my wife that I caught three fish today!”

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    That is a good one Owen.

    Does you Dad need to do that often, when he doesn’t catch anything and you load the boat?

    I hope you are doing well and getting ready for warmer weather in the next few months.
    Last edited by Charles Prestridge; 02-28-2021 at 06:59 PM.

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