An older couple is driving through Oklahoma and they get pulled over.
His wife, who can't hear worth a crap is sitting shotgun.
Cop: I pulled you over for speeding
Wife: What did he say?
Man: HE SAID HE PULLED ME OVER FOR SPEEDING
Cop: I need to see your drivers license
Wife: What did he say?
Man: HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVERS LICENSE
Cop: I see you are from Montana, ya know, one of the worst lays I ever had was from Montana
Wife: What did he say?
Man: HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU