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    Old man and his wife get pulled over by state patrol

    An older couple is driving through Oklahoma and they get pulled over.
    His wife, who can't hear worth a crap is sitting shotgun.

    Cop: I pulled you over for speeding
    Wife: What did he say?
    Man: HE SAID HE PULLED ME OVER FOR SPEEDING

    Cop: I need to see your drivers license
    Wife: What did he say?
    Man: HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVERS LICENSE

    Cop: I see you are from Montana, ya know, one of the worst lays I ever had was from Montana
    Wife: What did he say?
    Man: HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU
    Sheep have two speeds, graze and stampede

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