Old man can't hear worth a crap.
Dr.: I see its' been over a year since you have had a check up
Old man: Looks at wife, What did he say?
Wife: HE SAID ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE YOUR LAST CHECK UP
Dr: We're going to need to run some labs
Old man: What did he say?
Wife: HE NEEDS TO RUN SOME LABS
Dr: I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample
Old man: What did he say?
Wife: HE SAID HE NEEDS A PAIR OF YOU SHORTS.