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    Old man and his wife go the doctor

    Old man can't hear worth a crap.

    Dr.: I see its' been over a year since you have had a check up
    Old man: Looks at wife, What did he say?
    Wife: HE SAID ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE YOUR LAST CHECK UP

    Dr: We're going to need to run some labs
    Old man: What did he say?
    Wife: HE NEEDS TO RUN SOME LABS

    Dr: I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample
    Old man: What did he say?
    Wife: HE SAID HE NEEDS A PAIR OF YOU SHORTS.
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