Bubba walks into the doctor's office and the receptionist asks him what she could help him with. Bubba replied, " I got shingles.."
Those of you who have had to spend too much time at a doctor's office will appreciate this one.
So she had him sign in, write down his name, address, got his medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba again said, "Shingles". So the nurse aide got his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said again replied, "Shingles". So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, an electrocardiogram and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked again what he had.
Bubba said, "Shingles". The doctor looked him over and said, "Where?" Bubba said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?"
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