The Greek gods and goddesses were known to have ravenous orgies that went of for days on end. One morning after one of those legendary orgies, Thor was dragging himself back towards the door through one of the magnificent palaces. As he turned a corner in one of the bedrooms he came upon a beautiful, voluptuous blonde sprawled out on a huge bed. With all his charm he said boldly announced to her, "I'm Thor!". She quickly replied, "YOU'RE THOR! I'M THO THOR I CAN HARDLY PITH!"