You just know this is true, a reliable news source ( like most main news media) would lie.
Time I spend on babylonbee.com is always time well spent. That site is hilarious!!
He still has some catching up to do
My favorite, when Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he does not get wet, the ocean gets chucked.
How many pushups can you do? All of them.
He said, modestly.
When Chuck Norris does push ups. He pushes the earth away from him.
HAHA, funny read...
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity...……..but he got it back
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2016 BassCat Cougar FTD
2016 Mercury Pro XS 250
WTF....was that BS.
What we cannot obtain from intelligence, we can learn from experience.
Chuck and the trunk monkey need too go a couple of rounds.
Read more articles on bablyonbee...you'll see that it's all satire and hilarious stuff. It's been called the conservative or Christian version of the Onion. Here's a good example:
https://babylonbee.com/news/2020-rat...ime-in-history
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Chuck Norris doesn't come out of the closet. The closet comes out of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways.