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    You just know this is true, a reliable news source ( like most main news media) would lie.

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    Time I spend on babylonbee.com is always time well spent. That site is hilarious!!

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    He still has some catching up to do

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    My favorite, when Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he does not get wet, the ocean gets chucked.

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    How many pushups can you do? All of them.

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    He said, modestly.

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    When Chuck Norris does push ups. He pushes the earth away from him.

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    HAHA, funny read...

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    Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity...……..but he got it back
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    WTF....was that BS.

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    What we cannot obtain from intelligence, we can learn from experience.

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    Chuck and the trunk monkey need too go a couple of rounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z-91 View Post
    WTF....was that BS.
    Read more articles on bablyonbee...you'll see that it's all satire and hilarious stuff. It's been called the conservative or Christian version of the Onion. Here's a good example:
    https://babylonbee.com/news/2020-rat...ime-in-history
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    Chuck Norris doesn't come out of the closet. The closet comes out of Chuck Norris.

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    When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways.

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