Never trust a fart
Never trust a fart
I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Here's one my pops used, usually just before he whupped my butt... "a hard head makes a soft ass"
Another one.... "if you're gonna be dumb, ya gots to be tuff"
The highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is the right to bear arms.
General George Patton
Better to fight for something than live for nothing
General George Patton
As f@ck3d up as a soup sandwich.Originally Posted by Cajunhunter67
He couldn't pour pee out of his boot with the instruction writ on the heel .
I could come over to your way of thinking, but two wrongs make a right.
That's a good one
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take....
Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott... for the office fans out there
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.
Slicker than snot on a door knob.
Dumb as a mud fence.
How about a nice warm glass of shut the hell up.
If...If the dog hadn't stopped to shit, he'd have caught the rabbit...and if you hadn't stopped to smell it, you'd have seen a pretty good race.
Shakin' like a dog shittin' peach pits.
I'll be nicer, if you'll be smarter...
I have seen monkey $@!t fights in the zoo more organized than this.
Does a fat baby fart?
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle... but you can't win much either.
Scared money don't make no money.
You'll have that.
2022 Skeeter ZXR20
Yamaha 250 SHO
Muddy Water will clear up if best left alone.
That ___ truck couldn’t pull a greased string out of a monkeys ass.
That dude is windier than a sack full of a@& holes.
Damn fools look like two monkeys trying to f//k a football.
Is a frogs a// watertight?
Does dolly parton sleep on her back?
You can dress her up but you can't take her/ him out. Trying to be politically correct of course
Double
Reply With Quote