A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties), walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well looked after image.
Sitting at the bar is an elderly fine looking lady (mid-seventies).
The gentleman walks over, sits beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me good looking, do I come here often?