A new preacher was making house calls to his new congregation,
he knocks on the first door and when the guy opens the door he takes one look at the preacher and goes "Hot damn! It's Conway Twitty!"
The preacher explains who he is and was just out meeting his new flock.
Every house he stops at is the same story and explanation.
Last door he knocks on is opened by a beautiful, busty brunette in her bathrobe, she looks at him and says "Oh my! You're Conway Twitty!"
Preacher said "Hello Darln', nice to see ya"
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