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What do you get when you cross an elephant and rhinoceros?
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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino
Courtesy of "Hot Shots"
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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?.......... Nope. Hold his nose till he turns blue then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a cherry tree.
Ever see an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? Hide pretty good, don’t they?
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How to tell if a elephant been in refrigerator——- foot prints in jello
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What's the meanest animal in the world? The Crockagator. Has Crocodile head on one end, Alligator head on the other, no A**hole in the middle. Can't poop, makes it really really mean.
I think I just saw Dan.