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  1. 10-22-2020, 12:57 PM #1
    Axlenut
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant and rhinoceros?

    Hell-if-I-know....
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    #2 10-22-2020, 03:53 PM
    What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

    Walk him and pitch to the rhino

    Courtesy of "Hot Shots"
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    #3 10-22-2020, 04:12 PM
    How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    How do you kill a pink elephant?.......... Nope. Hold his nose till he turns blue then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
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    #4 10-22-2020, 07:58 PM
    Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a cherry tree.

    Ever see an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? Hide pretty good, don’t they?
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    #5 10-23-2020, 07:16 AM
    How to tell if a elephant been in refrigerator——- foot prints in jello
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    #6 10-23-2020, 08:08 AM
    What's the meanest animal in the world? The Crockagator. Has Crocodile head on one end, Alligator head on the other, no A**hole in the middle. Can't poop, makes it really really mean.

    I think I just saw Dan.
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