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    I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door.
    Eventually we drifted apart.

    My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic.
    I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.

    A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
    I told him, that's the last thing I need.

    The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.
    We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

    100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays
    everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
    Oh how the stables have turned.

    My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with
    a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."
    "Shhh" I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."
    "No, I must die in peace" he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker"
    "I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."




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    I can see Rodney Dangerfield telling these. Right up his alley.
    John Clark — Findlay, Ohio

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