Thread: Parrot Pt 3

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    Parrot Pt 3

    A truck driver sees a pretty hitchhiker and picks her up, a few miles down she hears "Put out or get out!".
    He tries to explain it's his parrot but she has a fit and demands he stops and lets her out.
    Few more miles he sees another hiker, picks her up, within a few miles "Put out or get out!"
    She has a fit and gets out.
    Trucker says "That's enough! You're going in the trailer."
    Few more miles and the trucker gets pulled over.
    Trooper walks up "Sir, you know it's illegal to litter, right?"
    Confused trucker "What are you talkin about, I haven't littered!"
    "Sir, there is a parrot on your truck, and for the last 3mi, he's been squawking "Put out or Get out!" and throwing chickens off one by one!"

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    The parrot is worse than Little Johnny!