Parrot Pt 2

[fivebites]

A woman is walking past a pet shop when she sees a cute parrot outside in its cage. The parrot shouts to her
"Hey you. Aye, I'm talking to you. You are the ugliest, fattest, most hideous woman I have ever seen!
The women is affronted but continues on with her day.
The next day she walks past the pet shop and she sees the parrot again. The parrot shouts to her.
"Hey you. Aye, I'm talking to you. You are the ugliest, fattest, most hideous woman I have ever seen!
The woman is enraged this time and charges into the pet shop and shouts to the owner
"If that parrot ever says that rude statement to me or any other rude statement I will have this place shutdown! "
And she stomps out.
The next day as the women is walking by the pet shop she sees the parrot and smugly says
"What? Nothing to say today parrot?"
The parrot replies, "YOU KNOW!"

[NAMVET1968]