The Collision

[geodebasser]

The Collision

Late one foggy night two Bass boaters collide head-on while trying to navigate a narrow creek. . Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said: ” You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest”.
“You are right,” said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whiskey. Let’s drink to living well for the rest of our lives.
The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the creek.
More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed: ” You didn’t take a drink!?”
“Naw”, said the other boater, “I think I’ll just wait for the Marine Police to show up.”

[wildturkey]