Men's "Help Line " Question
Hello, you have reached the "Men's Help Line." My name is Don. How can I help you?
Caller: "Hey, buddy, I need your advice on a very serious problem.
For some time, now, I've suspected that my wife's been cheating on me.
I've been seeing the usual signs ~ like the phone rings, and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she sure goes out with "the girls" a lot. Well, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was **still** not home. So, I went and hid in the garage behind my bass boat to wait for her.
When she finally came dragging home, she jumped out of some stranger's Ford F-250 Super Duty, buttoned up her blouse, pulled her panties out of her purse and wiggled into them.
It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in my outboard motor mounting bracket.
Now, Don, here's my question: Is this something that I can weld back together, or do I need to replace the **whole** bracket?"