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    Today's Joke




    A car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding.

    As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously.

    “I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.”

    “Well, show me,” the officer demanded.

    The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.

    Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, “My God. I’ve got to give up drinking! Look at the test they’re giving now.”

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    He was pulled over for speeding... Why would he have to take a test... ... Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan21XRS View Post
    He was pulled over for speeding... Why would he have to take a test... ... Dan
    He was in the Show Me state. Come on Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan21XRS View Post
    He was pulled over for speeding... Why would he have to take a test... ... Dan

    I doubt the people passing by and made the comment knew why he was pulled over and knowing your bartenders, the female officer was probably profiling.
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