Three women were sitting and talking about their love life.
The first women, frowning, said "My husband is a psychiatrist and all he wants to do is talk about it."
Second women, also rather unhappy, says "My husband is a gynecologist and all he wants to do is look at it"
The third women, grinning from ear to ear replied 'My husband is a mechanic, he tore it up the first night and he's been working on it ever since."