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  1. 08-12-2020, 08:13 PM #1
    jimsch
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    Question about Blondes

    When they have more fun,
    do they know it?
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    #2 08-12-2020, 08:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jimsch View Post
    When they have more fun,
    do they know it?
    Good question
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    #3 08-12-2020, 08:23 PM
    They do if their with me.
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    #4 08-12-2020, 08:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by TopWaterGuy View Post
    They do if their with me.
    I was going to post that exactly but thought better of it
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    #5 08-12-2020, 08:28 PM
    How many blondes to screw in a lightbulb....

    Nasa has been working on answer


    badabahboom....
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    #6 08-12-2020, 08:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by TopWaterGuy View Post
    They do if their with me.
    Yeah, I tell them that was the most incredible 3 minutes of their life. Not sure how many believe me.
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    #7 08-12-2020, 09:08 PM
    Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
    She kept throwing out all the 'W's.

    Why are blonde jokes so short?
    So they can remember them.

    How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
    You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

    A blonde asked her coworker, "Do you have any kids?"
    "Yes," she replied. "I have one child that's just under two."

    The blonde said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."

    Two blondes were driving and one thought her blinker might be broken…
    She asked her friend to check. The friend stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…"

    How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
    You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat."

    The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital….
    So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany. "

    Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left."
    So they started crying and went home.
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    #8 08-12-2020, 09:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by TopWaterGuy View Post
    They do if their with me.
    Give them plenty to laugh about do ya?
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    #9 08-13-2020, 06:32 AM
    There were two blondes one different sides of the river
    one blonde yells to the other “how do you get to their other side?”
    the other blonde yells back “YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
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    #10 08-13-2020, 08:36 AM
    What do you call a Blonde standing on her head?

    A Brunette with bad breath....

    Bada Bing!
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    #11 08-13-2020, 09:28 AM
    A redhead tells her blonde friend, "I had sex with a Brazilian while I was on vacation!"
    The blonde replies, "You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
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    #12 08-13-2020, 10:58 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mjlambert23 View Post
    A redhead tells her blonde friend, "I had sex with a Brazilian while I was on vacation!"
    The blonde replies, "You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
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    #13 08-13-2020, 11:54 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mjlambert23 View Post
    A redhead tells her blonde friend, "I had sex with a Brazilian while I was on vacation!"
    The blonde replies, "You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
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    #15 08-13-2020, 01:05 PM
    A little slow here.
    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00000366828101
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    #16 08-13-2020, 02:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mjlambert23 View Post
    A redhead tells her blonde friend, "I had sex with a Brazilian while I was on vacation!"
    The blonde replies, "You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
    Agreed. Very clever!
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    #17 08-13-2020, 06:32 PM
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    #19 08-13-2020, 08:10 PM
    I thought I was dating a blond in HS.

    drapes didn’t match the carpet
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    #20 08-13-2020, 08:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by okiemoman View Post
    A little slow here.
    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00000366828101
    Thst one KILLED me !!!
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