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    Wise old man say "man who have sex in strawberry patch, have a$$ in jam".

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    That same old dude said “man who stand on toilet, high on pot!”
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    "If People Concentrated on the Really Important Things in Life, There'd be a Shortage of Fishing Poles." - Doug Larson
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    Quote Originally Posted by CamoedArk View Post
    That same old dude said “man who stand on toilet, high on pot!”

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    He also said man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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    Man who have sex on bed spring-this spring have off spring next spring---------

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    He also said those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
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    Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger..
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    girl run faster with dress up than boy with paints down
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    ”Women who go fishing with 6 men come back with red-snapper”

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    Woman who fly upside down has crackup.

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    Man who sits on rock has hard stool.
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    Man who walks through airport sideways is going to Bangkok

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    Man w/hole in pocket feels cocky all day

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    Man who fool around with ground get peace on Earth.

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    Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

    He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs

    Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

    Confucius say: Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.
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