An Old Lady was arrested for shoplifting a can of peaches.
At the hearing, she was found guilty, the judge sentenced the woman to a month in jail for every peach in the can.
The woman's husband was in the courtroom and asked to speak.
He said "Your Honor, I have been a loving husband for many years to my dear wife. I must tell you that your ruling is unjust.......she stole a can of peas also."