Yo momma is so fat, when she lays out on the beach people try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma is so fat, when she lays out on the beach people try to push her back in the water.
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT....SHE STEPPED OFF THE CURB, A CAR SWERVED TO GO AROUND HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS
Yo Mamma so fat, she was walking down a sidewalk wearing yellow stretch pants, stopped and bent over and split her pants, 2 people tried to get in thought it was a cab
Yo Mamma is so fat she keeps dollars in her left pocket and pesos in her right.
2016 Nitro Z21
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
Yo mamma is so fat...the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.....
Yo mama is so short she has to cuff her panties.
Vexus AVX 1880
Pro XS 115
6” MJP
Garmin 94SV’s
Force TM
Yo mama so fat they take her to the beach to sell shade
Yo mama is soo fat, that when she jumps in the air...she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat she cut her finger the other day and gravy came out.
BassCat Sabre FTD
Mercury 150 Optimax
"It's just fishing"
Yo momma is so ugly she walked by Stevie Wonder and he flinched.
25th Anniversary Champion 187 SCX Elite
Mercury 175 EFI
Perception Pescador Pro 120 Kayak
Aquos 10ft Pontoon Boat
Yo mamma so fat when she jumped the Earth changed orbit.
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls butt, she has to make 3 trips.
Fishing, A passion my wife allows me to pursue !!!
Yo momma so fat that the sun is already set on some part of her body....always.
2016 Nitro Z21
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
Yo momma is so fat when she dances the band skips.
Yo Momma so ugly....every time she rings a doorbell people give her candy
Yo momma is so fat that when she gets on the scales they say to be continued.....
Your mama is so fat when you throw a snow ball at her it doesn't hit her it goes into orbit Around her.
Od935509
Yo momma is so fat we took her to McDonalds just to watch the sign change