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    Yo momma

    Yo momma is so fat, when she lays out on the beach people try to push her back in the water.

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    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT....SHE STEPPED OFF THE CURB, A CAR SWERVED TO GO AROUND HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS

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    Yo Mamma so fat, she was walking down a sidewalk wearing yellow stretch pants, stopped and bent over and split her pants, 2 people tried to get in thought it was a cab

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    Yo Mamma is so fat she keeps dollars in her left pocket and pesos in her right.
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    Yo mamma is so fat...the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.....

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    Yo mamma is so fat...the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.....

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    Yo mama is so short she has to cuff her panties.
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    Yo mama so fat they take her to the beach to sell shade

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    Yo mama is soo fat, that when she jumps in the air...she gets stuck.

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    Yo mama so fat she cut her finger the other day and gravy came out.
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    Yo momma is so ugly she walked by Stevie Wonder and he flinched.
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    Yo mamma so fat when she jumped the Earth changed orbit.

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    Yo momma so fat that when she hauls butt, she has to make 3 trips.
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    Yo momma so fat that the sun is already set on some part of her body....always.
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    Yo momma is so fat when she dances the band skips.

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    Yo Momma so ugly....every time she rings a doorbell people give her candy

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    Yo momma is so fat that when she gets on the scales they say to be continued.....

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    Your mama is so fat when you throw a snow ball at her it doesn't hit her it goes into orbit Around her.
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    Yo momma is so fat we took her to McDonalds just to watch the sign change

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