Yo momma

[96MrBass]

Ya mom's is so ugly I could push her face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies.

[ranger521znem]

yo mamma is so fat she swets bacon bits.

[Cojab]

You all are mean.........
Yo momma is so NICE, she'd give you the hair right off of her back.

[Angler's Choice - VA]

Yo mama is so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.

[Cajunhunter67]

Yo Mamma so fat, she fell down the stairs and rocked herself asleep trying to get up!

[Cajunhunter67]

Yo mamma so skinny she could hang glide on a Dorito!

[NAMVET1968]

You all are mean.........
Yo momma is so NICE, she'd give you the hair right off of her back.

[leonreno]

Yo mama is so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.

[Crestliner16]

Your mommas so fat the all you can eat buffet puts up the closed sign when they see her coming.

[Royjulius]

Ya mom's is so ugly I could push her face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies.

This one is before it's time. I first heard it in the 70s on Sanford and Son. Fred to Aunt Esther.

[Mechanic Bob]

Yo mamas so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

That made me spit my drink, being that FUNNY!

[bjreels]

Your momma's so fat when she goes out to eat she asks for an estimate instead of a menu.

[catchatoad]

Your momma's so fat when she goes out to eat she asks for an estimate instead of a menu.