Yo momma

[graniteguy]

Yo momma teeth so green she can spit peas.
Yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[mean_dean]

Yo mamma so ugly the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.

[fivebites]

Yo momma is so ugly if she was a hooker and I saw her I would beat it.

[tcproman]

Yo momma so fat she walked if front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes

[Tarheel14]

Yo mama so skinny she could drown in the shower.

[Tarheel14]

Yo mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

[Tarheel14]

Yo mamas so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

[fivebites]

Yo momma is so ugly two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "rape". They said, "NO!"

[DiawaKid]

Yo Momma is so Ugly They created Covid19 so she would wear a mask all the time

[DiawaKid]

Yo Momma is so FAT she has her own zip code

[Chuck Pickel]

Yo mama so fat when she wears her Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters land on her back.

[Mikes250r]

Yo Momma so fat when she cut herself shaving her legs she bleeds gravy.

[leonreno]

yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

[Red x21]

Yo mama so fat her picture weighs 40lbs

[fivebites]

Yo momma's so ugly if she was a dog, I'd shave her ass and make her walk backwards!

[96ranger492vs]

Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the zoo she has to buy 2 tickets. One to get in, and one to get out.

[leonreno]

Your momma is so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.

[Chuck Pickel]

yo mama so fat when she is sittin' around da house, she is sittin' AROUND da house!

[Angler's Choice - VA]

Yo mama is so fat she was standing on a street corner and a cop told her to break it up.

Yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of Ball Park franks.

Yo mama is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

[Rick1067]

Your Momma is so fat when she puts on her BVD’s it spells BouleVaeD