Yo momma teeth so green she can spit peas.
Yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma teeth so green she can spit peas.
Yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mamma so ugly the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
Yo momma is so ugly if she was a hooker and I saw her I would beat it.
Yo momma so fat she walked if front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes
Yo mama so skinny she could drown in the shower.
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Yo mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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Yo mamas so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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Yo momma is so ugly two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "rape". They said, "NO!"
Yo Momma is so Ugly They created Covid19 so she would wear a mask all the time
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Yo Momma is so FAT she has her own zip code
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Yo mama so fat when she wears her Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters land on her back.
Yo Momma so fat when she cut herself shaving her legs she bleeds gravy.
yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
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Yo mama so fat her picture weighs 40lbs
Yo momma's so ugly if she was a dog, I'd shave her ass and make her walk backwards!
Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the zoo she has to buy 2 tickets. One to get in, and one to get out.
Your momma is so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.
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yo mama so fat when she is sittin' around da house, she is sittin' AROUND da house!
Yo mama is so fat she was standing on a street corner and a cop told her to break it up.
Yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of Ball Park franks.
Yo mama is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Your Momma is so fat when she puts on her BVD’s it spells BouleVaeD