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    #21
    ^^^^hahahahahahhahahahahaha
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    Yo momma catches fish.
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    #23
    yo momma teeth are so bad when she smiles she looks like she has a mouth full of dice
    yo momma so fat she plays hop scot like arkansas , tenneesee, mississippi,

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    #24
    Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts!

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    Yo momma so fat they fill up her butt crack with water slap her in the ass and go white water rafting.

    Yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
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    #26
    Quote Originally Posted by jpc75 View Post
    Yo momma is so fat that when she gets on the scales they say to be continued.....
    ....one at a time please
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    #27
    ....please follow social distancing rules. (for the updated scales joke)
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    Yo mama is soo fat she provides shade in the summer and warmth in the winter.
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    Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
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    #30
    The other day I yelled out “Hey Kool Aid” and yo momma came crashing through the wall

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    #31
    Your mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu

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    Yo momma is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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    Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.

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    Yo momma is so nasty she stuck a Q-tip in her ear and pulled out a sugar daddy.
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    yo moma got so much hair under her arm it looks like she got Buckwheat in the headlock
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    Yo mamma is so fat that when you took her scuba diving, she broke your Mega 360.

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    #39
    From Big Nate today:

    Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.
    Yo mama's so hairy, her knees have pigtails.
    Yo mama's so nasty, she flosses her teeth with a no-pest strip.
    Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.
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    Dang

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