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2016 Nitro Z21
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
Yo momma catches fish.
2017 Phoenix 819
2016 200ProXS, s/n 2B359849, Mod 1200P73BD
yo momma teeth are so bad when she smiles she looks like she has a mouth full of dice
yo momma so fat she plays hop scot like arkansas , tenneesee, mississippi,
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts!
Yo momma so fat they fill up her butt crack with water slap her in the ass and go white water rafting.
Yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
" A Few Good Fish"
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2016 Nitro Z21
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
Yo mama is soo fat she provides shade in the summer and warmth in the winter.
Bill Perry
Zwolle, LA (Toledo Bend)
bpicinc_2000@yahoo.com
2001 ZX-250 VMAX 225. HDS-9 Carbon, HDS-7Carbon, 3D Sonar, HB 998c hd si, Active Target, MG Tour Pro 36v, 12" Slide Master
USN, USS Newport News CA-148
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
"That's what she said." - Mark Twain
The other day I yelled out “Hey Kool Aid” and yo momma came crashing through the wall
Your mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu
Yo momma is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
22 Triton TRX20 22 Pro XS 250
16 Triton 1760sc 16 Merc 75hp
"If People Concentrated on the Really Important Things in Life, There'd be a Shortage of Fishing Poles." - Doug Larson
"Peace is not the absence of turmoil but the presence of God" Jo-Ann Thomack
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.
Yo momma is so nasty she stuck a Q-tip in her ear and pulled out a sugar daddy.
22 Triton TRX20 22 Pro XS 250
16 Triton 1760sc 16 Merc 75hp
yo moma got so much hair under her arm it looks like she got Buckwheat in the headlock
1996 Javelin 409T DC /225 Johnson Venom
Yo mamma is so fat that when you took her scuba diving, she broke your Mega 360.
From Big Nate today:
Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.
Yo mama's so hairy, her knees have pigtails.
Yo mama's so nasty, she flosses her teeth with a no-pest strip.
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.
"If People Concentrated on the Really Important Things in Life, There'd be a Shortage of Fishing Poles." - Doug Larson
"Peace is not the absence of turmoil but the presence of God" Jo-Ann Thomack
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