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    Baseball in heaven....

    Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved baseball, and they had their entire life. One day, they were sitting together on a bench in their neighborhood when Moe turns to Sam and says:"Will you promise me something? Promise me that if you die first and go to heaven, you'll come back and tell if there's baseball there."Sam agreed, and made Moe promise the same.

    3 months later, Sam died, and the next week Moe woke up in his sleep with someone calling his name."Who's there?" he called out."Moe! It's me Sam!""Sam! It's so good to hear you! How's heaven?" Moe asked."It's great, but I've some news, some good and some bad" Sam told him."Well tell me the good news first" Moe replied."Ok, the good news is that, there is baseball in heaven.""That's great." Moe exclaimed, "What's the bad news?""Well, the bad news is that I was reading the lineup, and you're pitching on Friday."
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    The Bible starts off with baseball. The first verse of Genesis" In the big inning......."



    BTW, good joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billnorman1 View Post
    The Bible starts off with baseball. The first verse of Genesis" In the big inning..

    BTW, good joke.

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