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    An English Gentleman travels to the USA. He and his wife want to travel cross-country to see the states.

    They stop in a little diner and are just ordering when a huge biker walks in. As he walks past their table, he lets fly a loud nasty fart.

    The English Gentleman jumps up into a fighting position and yells "How dare you fart before my wife?"

    "Chill out little dude. I didn't know it was her turn."


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    Laughed out loud on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokie Pa View Post
    He thought he took her turn .