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  1. 11-21-2019, 10:33 AM #1
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    Just saw a guy drive by with a mattress on his roof

    Remarkably, he had it tied down responsibly. He wasn't holding it down with one hand like he thinks he's G.D. Superman. Restores basic faith in humanity.
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    #2 11-21-2019, 10:41 AM
    Mobile gigolo?
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    #3 11-21-2019, 10:44 AM
    he wasnt holding it? he lost the load then lol
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    #4 11-21-2019, 10:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by basscat21 View Post
    Mobile gigolo?
    Haven’t you heard? Door dash has expanded, their sister company dick dash!
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    #5 11-21-2019, 10:53 AM
    You know how to tell a rich Okie? They have a mattress and box springs on their car.
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    #6 11-21-2019, 10:55 AM
    woman on the corner with a mattress yelling___ curb service
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    #7 11-21-2019, 10:58 AM
    That's what you get for talking politics in the lounge.......
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    #8 11-21-2019, 11:17 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by BigSexyPhoenix View Post
    You know how to tell a rich Okie? They have a mattress and box springs on their car.
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    #9 11-21-2019, 11:50 AM
    Mattress Firm making a delivery, or replacing the defective one they sold him?
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    #10 11-21-2019, 01:09 PM
    I've actually held down a mattress to the roof with one hand while my passenger held the other side. You gotta do what you gotta do LOL
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    #11 11-21-2019, 01:26 PM
    Urban camper maybe.
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    #12 11-21-2019, 01:29 PM
    Door-to-door Man Whore
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    #13 11-21-2019, 02:01 PM
    Watched as someone tied down their mattress by running the rope thru the windows and then have a flash of brilliance when they were done.
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    #14 11-21-2019, 02:12 PM
    Passed a car on our local 2-lane many years ago with a mattress on their roof - they were going about 35 mph; driver doing the one-handed Superman hold, the teenage-ish son was sitting on the passenger window sill, legs in the car, chest and arms holding down that mattress with all his might. I don't even remember seeing any rope involved.
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    #15 11-21-2019, 04:29 PM
    Helps tire wear
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    #16 11-21-2019, 04:46 PM
    I had a friend that almost got killed by someone being irresponsible and not securing a mattress.....He hit it on a motorcycle on 696 which is one of the busiest HWYs in Detroit..He missed alot of work after that incident...People should be held more liable and prosecuted..
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    #17 11-21-2019, 05:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by izzylipz View Post
    Remarkably, he had it tied down responsibly. He wasn't holding it down with one hand like he thinks he's G.D. Superman. Restores basic faith in humanity.
    Sometimes you actually have to get home what ya bought
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    #18 11-21-2019, 07:37 PM
    If he had lost here in Tulsa, tweakers would picking it and carrying back to the store and try to get a refund
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    #19 11-21-2019, 08:12 PM
    Air mattress.
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    #20 11-21-2019, 08:46 PM
    Thought you were supposed to use jumper cables to hold down a mattress.
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